Apology Letter to my Boss...

Dear Debugger boss,

System.getDate();
Subject: #include"Apology.h"

I admit that what I did during Handshake has hurt your SaaS a lot emotionally. And I'm sorry for the SOAP I used after Event Handling. I also admit that Waterfall Model is meaningless & pledge not to Hibernate again. I promise by the means of this Protocol that I will not Serialize my RSS Feeds until my JVM crashes.

Although I know I shouldn't ask for SAX from you due to the Runtime complexities of the Garbage Collection, but I know how big your Error Handling really is. Please Clear Cache and make an Exception.

Your Apache Indian,
Abhinav the Prince.